🏠 Welcome to the Good Girl Orphanage 🦆💕

I have a problem.

I can't stop buying blind boxes. 😂

I open them. I love them. I convince myself I absolutely needed them.

And then reality hits:

I DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR ALL THESE CHILDREN.

So, through absolutely no fault of their own, these poor little creatures have been ripped from their homes, separated from their families, and placed into the Good Girl Orphanage until someone comes along who can love them the way they deserve. 😭😂

That's where YOU come in.

🦆 The Lucky Ducks Decide Their Fate

Every orphan in the Good Girl Orphanage is assigned a number. That number has a matching Lucky Duck waiting in one of our adoption jars.

You choose your adoption tier.

I reach into the corresponding Lucky Duck jar.

We pull a number.

And THAT little orphan has officially found their FOREVER HOME! 🥹🏠💕

You don't choose the orphan. The Lucky Duck chooses YOU.

And because I apparently can't do anything normally...

🎥 EVERY ADOPTION INCLUDES AN ADOPTION VIDEO!

You'll get to watch me pull your Lucky Duck and reveal exactly which little orphan you're bringing home!

🏠 Choose Your Adoption Tier

🐣 Tiny Orphan — $12.95

These poor babies have had it ROUGH. 😂

Our Tiny Orphans are completely unboxed. They have been ripped from their original homes and have NO original blind-box packaging whatsoever.

They're loose. They're homeless. They're vulnerable.

PLEASE LOVE THEM. 😭😂

🐥 Small Orphan — $16.95

Our smaller/lower-value blind-box residents. They don't take up much room, but apparently when you own enough of them, THEY DO. 😂

🦆 Medium Orphan — $21.95

A little bigger. A little fancier. And still somehow living in my house.

Please help. 😂

💕 Large Orphan — $27.95

Our larger and/or higher-value residents.

These children have started taking up some serious real estate around Good Girl & Co., and it's time for them to move out. 😂

👑 400% Orphan — $44.95

THE BIG KIDS.

These are our premium 400% collectibles, and when I tell you I absolutely do not have room for these children...

I mean it. 😂

They need a loving home with someone who has more shelf space and better self-control than I do.

👯 Adopt a Sibling & Save 10%

You're really going to walk into the orphanage and make one of them leave ALONE?! 😭😂

Adopt 2 or more Orphans and receive 10% off your Orphanage adoption automatically!

No code needed.

Mix and match adoption tiers! We'll pull a Lucky Duck for each adoption and reveal your entire new dysfunctional little family in your Adoption Video. 🦆💕

📋 Important Adoption Paperwork

This is a MYSTERY ADOPTION. Specific characters, colors, styles or designs cannot be requested or guaranteed.

Tiny Orphans specifically DO NOT include their original blind-box packaging. Other Orphanage residents may have varying packaging depending on the individual item.

Every adoption includes a personalized Lucky Duck Adoption Video, so please allow additional processing time while your adoption is drawn, filmed and posted.

ALL ADOPTIONS ARE FINAL.

Please don't send them back to the orphanage.

They've been through enough. 😭😂

🦆💕 Ready to Adopt?

Choose your tier.

I'll grab the Lucky Duck jar.

And together we'll get one of these poor children OUT OF MY HOUSE and into a loving home. 😂🏠💕