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I convince myself I absolutely needed them.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd then reality hits:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI DO NOT HAVE ROOM FOR ALL THESE CHILDREN.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSo, through absolutely no fault of their own, these poor little creatures have been \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eripped from their homes, separated from their families, and placed into the Good Girl Orphanage\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e until someone comes along who can love them the way they deserve. 😭😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat's where \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYOU\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e come in.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🦆 The Lucky Ducks Decide Their Fate\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery orphan in the Good Girl Orphanage is assigned a number. That number has a matching \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eLucky Duck\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e waiting in one of our adoption jars.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou choose your \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eadoption tier\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI reach into the corresponding Lucky Duck jar.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWe pull a number.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd THAT little orphan has officially found their \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFOREVER HOME!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 🥹🏠💕\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou don't choose the orphan. The Lucky Duck chooses YOU.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd because I apparently can't do anything normally...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🎥 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEVERY ADOPTION INCLUDES AN ADOPTION VIDEO!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou'll get to watch me pull your Lucky Duck and reveal exactly which little orphan you're bringing home!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🏠 Choose Your Adoption Tier\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e🐣 Tiny Orphan — $12.95\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese poor babies have had it ROUGH. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTiny Orphans are completely unboxed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e They have been ripped from their original homes and have \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNO original blind-box packaging whatsoever.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey're loose. 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And still somehow living in my house.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePlease help. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e💕 Large Orphan — $27.95\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOur larger and\/or higher-value residents.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese children have started taking up some serious real estate around Good Girl \u0026amp; Co., and it's time for them to move out. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👑 400% Orphan — $44.95\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eTHE BIG KIDS.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThese are our premium \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e400% collectibles\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e, and when I tell you I absolutely do not have room for these children...\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eI mean it. 😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThey need a loving home with someone who has more shelf space and better self-control than I do.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cspan\u003e👯 Adopt a Sibling \u0026amp; Save 10%\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou're really going to walk into the orphanage and make one of them leave \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eALONE?!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan\u003e 😭😂\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAdopt 2 or more Orphans and receive 10% off your Orphanage adoption automatically!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNo code needed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMix and match adoption tiers! 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